If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
wow that really got under your skin, how do you not find skeleton puns humerus
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shittyAlways reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people
you guys must be fun at parties
you aren’t invited to this party
trying to decide on a title for my english essay
i just got it back today
- psat instructor: if you feel ill or you are about to die tell me beforehand so i may bURN YOUR ANSWER SHEET RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES AND THROW NO.2 PENCILS ON YOUR CORPSE. Also no sharing calculators.