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We need to unite these people out there. She’s the face in this Rebellion. They’ll follow her.

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kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

(via hoyitsnickel)

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

we live in a world where an ostrich has a better chance of going on a date with my bias than I do.

(via deaneggsandsam)

  • me: takes five hours to explain pansexuality to someone
  • person: so you're bi
emeraaldnymph:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

glitterist:

feahrs:

gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK
SHIT

Wow

this

just had to

this is why i love banksy. 

i mean do you see this shit

this stuff is deep

i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up

holy

mother

of

fuck




I’ve been saying this for a while now. This art is amazing

emeraaldnymph:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

glitterist:

feahrs:

gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK

SHIT

Wow

this

just had to

this is why i love banksy. 

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i mean do you see this shit

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this stuff is deep

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i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up

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holy

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mother

image

of

image

fuck

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image

image

I’ve been saying this for a while now. This art is amazing

(via sammys-bitch)

royalbloood:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

royalbloood:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

(via heliolisk)

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(via heliolisk)

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

(via laughbitches)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

(via laughbitches)

discoboob:

OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING

(via laughbitches)

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