In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful
we live in a world where an ostrich has a better chance of going on a date with my bias than I do.
- me: takes five hours to explain pansexuality to someone
- person: so you're bi
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out