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lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

(via psychicvampireninja)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via s-ass-assin)

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

(via s-ass-assin)

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

(via s-ass-assin)

  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

(via sammys-bitch)

vayena:

when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

(via abaddonsbabe)

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

housewinchesterofgallifrey:

Oh my god can we take a second to look at Jensen’s face here?
Everyone else is making sexy faces and he’s just standing there like, “Look at my life, look at my choices.”

#what went wrong in my life

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

housewinchesterofgallifrey:

Oh my god can we take a second to look at Jensen’s face here?

Everyone else is making sexy faces and he’s just standing there like, “Look at my life, look at my choices.”

#what went wrong in my life

(via kvotheunkvothe)

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

(via s-ass-assin)

New Divergent stills with Fourtris

(via alliegant)

needsmoreexplosions:

I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

(via s-ass-assin)

make me choose
yasirael asked: sheo or fourtris

(via linhcinderella)

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

(via the-book-about-dr-harry-holmes)

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